In a dimension beyond space and time, a ragged band of curious humans got tired of small talk, predictable conversations, and pretending they had everything figured out.

So they created, then somehow manifested into this dimension, for no real reason whatsoever, that which you now hold in your very hands:

This magnificent instrument of self-discovery, the game to end all games, which, if used properly, can and will reveal that which needs revealing, question that which needs questioning, and occasionally leave you wondering why a pair of dice seems to know more about your life than you do.

INGREDIENTS 64 mysterious Portals, questions you probably didn't know you needed to answer, Neo3ns to give, receive, lose and desperately negotiate for, Joker Cards designed to interfere with your perfectly reasonable plans, a handful of humans willing to tell the truth, one Voice to guide the madness, a little courage, some uncomfortable honesty, several billion neutrinos passing through the room, a dash of synchronicity, and a sprinkling of mystical magic.

INSTRUCTIONS Sit around a table with a few humans. Choose a figurine that somehow feels more like you than it reasonably should. Set an intention for the game. Or don't. The universe has dealt with more difficult people.

Try to answer honestly. This is considerably harder than it sounds.

Listen while the other humans do the same.

Give Neo3ns when something moves you. Receive them when something in you moves someone else. Use Joker Cards whenever reality becomes suspiciously predictable.

If the dice repeatedly send you somewhere you don't want to go, feel free to blame probability, quantum physics, the universe, your childhood, Mercury retrograde, or whoever invited you to play.

At some point you may laugh.

At some point you may become suspiciously quiet.

At some point someone will say something that has absolutely nothing to do with you, and somehow it will be exactly what you needed to hear.

This appears to be normal.

Continue playing until you discover something you already knew but had successfully avoided knowing.

You may now find yourself standing at the threshold of a sensational experience most people can only achieve after several years of therapy, seventeen spiritual retreats, forty-two podcasts and one questionable trip to the jungle.

POSSIBLE SIDE EFFECTS Excessive honesty, unexpected clarity, inappropriate laughter, deeper connection, temporary disappearance of small talk, spontaneous realizations, sudden changes of perspective, and the disturbing realization that the answer you were looking for may have been inside you the entire damn time.

When the game ends, collect your belongings, your remaining Neo3ns and whatever is left of your previous worldview.

Then return to your life and see what happens.

Now stop reading and play the damn game.